Fake celebrity Tweeting is web writing. On crack.
Web writers have to adopt appropriate voice and tone while remaining pithy. Fake celebrity Tweeters have to adopt appropriate voice and tone while remaining super pithy—and telling pudding jokes. It’s a hard job.
Here are some of our favorites:
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“Economy?… TRASH!” @OscarTheeGrouch
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“Even though he looked like a wax figure, Mr. Jackson could do a strange backward jig, the likes of which I’ve never seen. He will be missed!” @HalfPintIngalls
- “Hulk smash!” @incredible_rawr
- “zippity hippity dop! zooba shawow! with the people, and the places, and the ohhh try some jello pudding. it’s such a good snack SHEBOP!” @JelloPudding
- “Hey twitter.” @HeyBrotherBluth
Would YOU like to be a fake celebrity Tweeter? Last we checked, these celebrities weren’t taken:
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William Howard Taft
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Jessica Tandy
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Zach Morris (for real!)
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Kevin Costner
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Rudy Huxtable
