Creepy, kooky, and altogether spooky, Brain Traffic paper face masks are specially designed to be worn on your face.
They’re also:
100% paper
100% for your face
Flat
Brain Traffic face masks come in four bone-chilling varieties. For best results, follow directions carefully.
Brain Traffic President Mask
Trick AND treat. Then write a book. On occasion, nap.
- Tweet that you’re going to put a mask on your face.
- Put your mask on your face.
- Tweet that you’ve put a mask on your face.
- Respond to several @ replies about you putting on a mask.
- Go to airport.
Make it a Halloween to remember—at your desk!
- Block out a half hour on your calendar.
- Change your email signature and voicemail message to reflect you’ll be unavailable for said half hour.
- Email a reminder to yourself to change back your email and voicemail.
- Put your mask on your face.
- Recap. What went well? What didn’t? What did you learn about putting a mask on your face?
See dead people. And, content gaps.
- Check out competitor face masks. Pros? Cons?
- Create a SWOT analysis of your face.
- Collaborate closely with your hands and brain to create a useful, usable mask-putting-on strategy.
- Implement the mask-putting-on tactics outlined in your mask-putting-on strategy.
Be afraid of “click here.” Be very, very afraid.
Get this mask on your face in 5 easy steps:
- Got your mask? Great. Now, take a minute to get familiar with it.
- Ask yourself what could go. “Do I really need two eyeholes?” Or, “Could this nose be shorter?”
- Once you know what can go, cut. Literally. Like, with scissors.
- Proof your mask for errors. Grammar, people.
- All done? Great. Slap that mask on your mug!